THERE IS NO GRAVITY– THE WORLD SUCKS. via
BEING IN THE ARMY IS LIKE USING A RUBBER– IT GIVES YOU A FEELING OF SECURITY WHILE YOU’RE GETTING FUCKED. via
I LOVE THE FUCKING ARMY– AND THE ARMY LOVES FUCKING ME. via
FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE SCREWING FOR VIRGINITY. via
EAT YOUR HEART OUT. via
WHEN I DIE, I’LL GO TO HEAVEN– BECAUSE I’VE SPENT MY TIME IN HELL. via
BEING IN THE ARMY IS LIKE USING A RUBBER– IT GIVES YOU A FEELING OF SECURITY WHILE YOU’RE GETTING FUCKED.
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LIVE BY CHANCE, DRUNKARD BY CHOICE, KILL BY PROFESSION. via
WE ARE THE UNWILLING, LED BY THE UNQUALIFIED, DOING THE UNNECESSARY, FOR THE UNGRATEFUL. via
MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR via
DEATH IS MY BUSINESS– AND BUSINESS HAS BEEN GOOD. via
GOIN’ HUNTIN’ FOR CHARLIE. via
EA THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH, I WILL FEAR NO EVIL– FOR I AM THE EVILEST SON OF A BITCH IN THE VALLEY. via