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Vietnam Zippos


 
THERE IS NO GRAVITY– THE WORLD SUCKS.  via


 BEING IN THE ARMY IS LIKE USING A RUBBER– IT GIVES YOU A FEELING OF SECURITY WHILE YOU’RE GETTING FUCKED.  via

I LOVE THE FUCKING ARMY– AND THE ARMY LOVES FUCKING ME.  via

FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE SCREWING FOR VIRGINITY.  via

EAT YOUR HEART OUT.  via

WHEN I DIE, I’LL GO TO HEAVEN– BECAUSE I’VE SPENT MY TIME IN HELL.  via

BEING IN THE ARMY IS LIKE USING A RUBBER– IT GIVES YOU A FEELING OF SECURITY WHILE YOU’RE GETTING FUCKED.
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 LIVE BY CHANCE, DRUNKARD BY CHOICE, KILL BY PROFESSION.  via
 
WE ARE THE UNWILLING, LED BY THE UNQUALIFIED, DOING THE UNNECESSARY, FOR THE UNGRATEFUL.  via


MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR  via

DEATH IS MY BUSINESS– AND BUSINESS HAS BEEN GOOD.  via

GOIN’ HUNTIN’ FOR CHARLIE.  via

EA THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH, I WILL FEAR NO EVIL– FOR I AM THE EVILEST SON OF A BITCH IN THE VALLEY.  via